My husband, Mike, and I had several stressful months of financial difficulties. So one evening I was touched to see him gazing at the diamond wedding ring that symbolized our marriage.
"With this ring..." I began romantically.
"We could pay off Visa," he responded.
It takes one eye opened to meet your true love, but both eyes closed to keep them
--Unknown
The best working light-bulb a LONG time ago was a thread of sheep's wool coated with carbon.