Shawn was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the paper during breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and
common knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives"
His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"
There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.
~Iris Murdoch
The oldest recorded document on paper made from fibrous material was a deed of King Roger of Sicily, in the year 1102.