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Hunting Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" He replied.
Intrigued she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!"
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~Jean Rostand
The Federal Reserve printed up an extra $50 billion in small bills just in case people started hoarding money prior to the year 2000. Since nowhere near that much cash was needed, and there was a long-term storage problem, most of that money was recycled.
