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How Many?
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service,
his cousin asked him: "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen!" replied the little boy.
His cousin laughed and asked how he knew this.
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up! 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
~Mignon McLaughlin,
The ancient Egyptians recommended mixing half an onion with beer foam as a way of warding off death.
