Helpful wife
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist toward the electric kettle.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage. 
~Finnish Proverb
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