A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 25 years, I will give you each a wish."
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"...... said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me"
The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and....... abracadabra!...
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
Moral of the Story: Men might be stupid but Fairies are Female!
I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
~Author Unknown
Author Margaret Wolfe Hungerford, who sometimes wrote under the name "The Duchess," observed in her novel "Molly Bawn" that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." The phrase has passed into the English language.