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Dating Service
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.
He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small.
The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him a penguin.
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
When asked to name his favorite among all his paintings, Pablo Picasso replied "the next one."
