Boy or Girl
Man:  "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans.  Is it a boy or a girl?"

Bystander:  "It's a girl; she's my daughter."

Man:  "Oh, please forgive me sir.  I had no idea you were her father!"

Bystander:  "I'm not.  I'm her mother."
Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. 
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