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Another Woman
"Mary," asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?"
"Another woman with MY husband?" Mary thought it over.
"Let's see. I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from."
Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!
~Heinrich Heine
According to a major hotel chain, approximately the same numbers of men and women are locked out of their rooms. 32 percent are less than fully dressed.
