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Really Bad Puns
1. My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin.
2. Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
3. I will cut the grass only when I get Mowtivated.
4. The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.
5. Old gardeners never die they just vegetate.
6. Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly.
7. If you're a gardener you might call yourself a 'plant manager'.
Clean tarnished gold and silver.
Rub with paste of water and baking soda, rinse and let dry.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
~Erma Bombeck
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