I was tidying up the house but finding the task difficult because of a pulled muscle in my lower back.
As I was collecting the trash, something fell to the floor. Taking a deep breath and trying to ignore the pain, I stooped to retrieve the item.
I couldn't help laughing when I realized it was an envelope marked "Do Not Bend."
Tip on sewing slippery material. Stick a piece of waxed paper in seam, pull away when finished.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
~Author Unknown