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House for Sale
Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading.
After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"
The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?"
Bill replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for."
To clean your diamond rings.
Use toothpaste with an old tooth brush, rub rinse and let dry.
Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. ~Author Unknown
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