My husband had run to the store with our daughters, Sarah (4) and Hannah (2) and on the way home he drove through a neighborhood looking for houses for sale. After a bit Sarah asked, "Daddy, what are we doing?"
My husband said he was looking at the houses that were for sale.
Sarah asked "Are you gonna buy a new house?"
Dad replied "Maybe."
Then Sarah said with much concern, "But Dad, how will we get it HOME?!"
How to remove oil from a driveway.
Cover with sand let stand for a few days, then sweep off.
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
~Heloise Cruse