My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.
One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."
Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, darling, I know. That's why I married a college graduate."
Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.
~Jim Lemon