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At a garden party given by a wealthy man, two gardeners were working on the back lawn.

One of the guests watched as the gardeners worked. While one gardener was busy weeding a flower bed, the other gardener suddenly began to do a graceful dance, bending over and straightening again as he moved around the other gardener.

Enchanted by the ritual movements, the guest told the host, "That man is a very talented dancer! I'd pay him two hundred dollars to demonstrate his dance before my aerobics class!"

The host called the gardener over when he finished his dance and asked him and the offer.

He yelled back to his fellow gardener, "Hey Bud! Do you think for two hundred bucks you could step on that rake again?"
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