How do you mend a broken Jack-o-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!!!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mew-sical!
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!
What do black cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!
What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and Halloween costume to create something tasty?
Make a beacon, lattice, and tornado sand witch.
