Whom did the zombie invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the
body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Why did the vampire joined the police force ?
So he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.
Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.
Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?
He wants to use them later for cold cuts!
How do ghosts begin letters?
"Tomb it may concern"
What is the best place for a haunted house?
On a dead end street
What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
"You are driving me batty."
What does Dracula get when he doesn't brush his teeth
Bat breath.
"I've just killed Dracula," said Tom Swift painstakingly.
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
What can you say about the likeableness of a ghoul?
Zombie nice, Zombie not so nice
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream
What kind of car do the German scientists who clone sheep drive?
Vee Double Ewe
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!
What's the best place for a mirror?
In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
"What do monsters eat?"
"Monsters eat 'Things'."
"What do monsters drink?"
"Monsters drink 'Coke'."
"Why?"
"Because 'Things' go better with 'Coke'."
.How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
Don't bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He
won't show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they're all
transparent.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What's frightening and stuck on the end of your arm?
A terror wrist.
Who is the witches favorite singer?
Robert Ghoulet
An apparition attired in green and red was questioned about its
unusual attire. “I’m a Christmas wraith” was the reply.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on.
