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A man was going to attend a Halloween party dressed in a costume of the devil. On his way it began to rain, so he darted into a church where a revival meeting was in progress.
At the sight of his devil's costume, people began to scatter through the doors and windows. One lady got her coat sleeve caught on the arm of one of the seats and, as the man came closer, she pleaded, "Satan, I've been a member of this church for 20 years, but I've really been on your side all the time."
Changing Sides
It's always darkest before dawn. So, if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
-- Unknown
The average McDonald's Big Mac bun has 198 sesame seeds on it.
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