There once was a witch that put a curse upon a man named Benny. She told him that he had to grow a beard because if he ever shaved he would be turned into pottery.
Well, Benny didn't believe it, so the next morning he got up and shaved. As soon as he put down the razor, POOF, he was turned into a vase.
Which goes to show you, A Benny Shaved is a Benny Urned.
If you put a piece of scotch tape on an inflated balloon, then stick it with a small pin or needle, it won't pop.
