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Why Dogs Should Be President
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
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Four of the first six presidents of the U.S. were 57 years old when they were inaugurated. No other presidents have been inaugurated at that age.
They work well together.
They work for the good of the pack.
They protect their young and their elders.
They do not kill indiscriminately.
They do not lie, cheat or steal.
They won't spend money redecorating the White House.
They do not read Newspapers, watch TV or give interviews.
Their clothes don't have zippers or pockets.
They don't indulge in fantasies.
They can be NEUTERED!
