Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
~John F. Kennedy
Thomas Marshall (1854-1925), U.S. vice-president, once remarked "What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar."
A teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"
The reply was, "Washington D.C."
On being asked what the 'D.C.' stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com!"