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Signs a Presidential Candidate is Under-qualified
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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David Atchison, as president pro tempore of the Senate in 1849, was U-S president for one day - Sunday, March 4th - pending the inauguration of President-elect Zachary Taylor on Monday, March 5th.
9. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
8. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's
character on "The West Wing."
7. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."
6. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island
nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or
the DC thingie?"
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled,
"You wanna wrestle?!?"
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free
the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible,
then shouts, "I win!"
1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts
to use a LIFELINE.
