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Pollster Pun
"President Bush will not concede that global warming may have something to do with this crazy weather though he has been conducting all official business wearing floaties."
--Jimmy Kimmel
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L.L. Cool J is the only rap star to have performed at a presidential inaugural concert. He performed at Bill Clinton's gala in 1993.
A political pollster knocked on the door and a sour-faced lady answered.
"What party does your husband belong to?" he asked.
The lady responded curtly, "I sir, am the party he belongs to."
