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Politicians
"This week President Bush hinted that his next Supreme Court nominee would be a minority. He went on to say the nominee would be Latino or 'Chineso.'"
--Conan O'Brien
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John Tyler was the first president to be married in office on June 26, 1844.
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The farmer said, "I buried 'em all... out back."
The sheriff then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
