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Highway Robbery
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
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President Theodore Roosevelt was the first to announce to the world that Maxwell House coffee is "Good to the last drop."
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a
well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he
demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United
States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
