"The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie – and an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark ..."
Bob Hope
James Buchanon is said to have had the neatest handwriting of all the Presidents.
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise..."