A grasshopper goes into a bar
and hops on to a barstool to order a drink. The bartender says "You know, we have a drink named after you?

The grasshopper replies, "Really! You have a drink named Eddie?"
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.  ~Oscar Levant
The Grasshopper
The Sudan is the largest country in Africa. It covers about 967,500 square miles of the continent.
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