Three brewery presidents were at a meeting in Chicago
and went to lunch together.
The first, president of Miller, proclaimed to the waiter, "Give me a bottle of the best beer in the world, a Miller beer".
The second, president of Coors, had to top that. "Waiter, please bring me a bottle of the best tasting mountain spring water brewed beer ever created on the planet - a Coors beer".
The third, August Busch III, said to the waiter, "Bring me a Pepsi".
The other presidents stared at Mr. Busch, unable to speak, while the waiter said, "Uh .. aren't you going to have a Budweiser?"
Mr. Busch replied, "No, if these gentlemen aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown
During the reign of Catherine I of Russia, the rules for parties stipulated that no man was to get drunk before 9 o'clock and ladies weren't to get drunk at any hour.