Three brewery presidents were at a meeting in Chicago
and went to lunch together.

The first, president of Miller, proclaimed to the waiter, "Give me a bottle of the best beer in the world, a Miller beer".

The second, president of Coors, had to top that. "Waiter, please bring me a bottle of the best tasting mountain spring water brewed beer ever created on the planet - a Coors beer".

The third, August Busch III, said to the waiter, "Bring me a Pepsi".

The other presidents stared at Mr. Busch, unable to speak, while the waiter said, "Uh .. aren't you going to have a Budweiser?"

Mr. Busch replied, "No, if these gentlemen aren't going  to drink beer, then neither will I."
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.  ~Author Unknown
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