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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from his furious wife.
After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked, "How would YOU like it if you didn't see ME for a couple of days?"
Ignoring his hangover, the man shouted, "THAT WOULD SUIT ME JUST FINE!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye................
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
Squandered The Weekend
Because of the salt content of the Dead Sea, it is difficult to dive below its surface.
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