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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- he knocks him off the bar stool and says,
"That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says,
"That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this so he leaves and is gone for an hour or so and when comes back --WHACK!!!"-- He knocks the big dude off his stool and out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says,
"When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor
The Little Guy at the Bar
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