A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York, and orders a beer.
The guy in the line behind him immediately tells him: "They don't serve BEER here, you moron!", to which the German replied in astonishment,
"You mean you're here for the food?
Here's to a long life and a merry one;
A quick death and an easy one;
A pretty girl and an honest one;
A cold beer -- and another one!
-Irish Toast
In Indiana, parents are forbidden from consuming beer while children are present.