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A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and
headaches. "I feel tired all the time, my head hurts, and I'm
not sleeping. What's the problem, doc?"
The doctor thoroughly examined the drunk and remarked,
"I can't find anything wrong with you. It must be the drinking."
"Fair enough," replied the drunk, "I'll come back when you
sober up."
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
~Dave Barry
Diagnosis
On international license plates Spain is represented by the letter E for Espana.
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