The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it in the river. Then he moved on to beer and said he would like to get all the beer and dump it in the river, and then all other forms of alcohol to be dumped into the river.
The choir director's face began to show a worried look. The first hymn they were scheduled to sing was "Shall we gather at the river?"
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
~ Author Unknown
Lab tests can detect traces of alcohol in urine six to 12 hours after a person has stopped drinking.