Be thankful your computer isn't down!
be thankful your server isn't down!
be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!
be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!
be thankful you haven't been spammed!
be thankful you have online friends who don't think you are out of your mind for talking on your computer!
be thankful no-one knows who you really are!
be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isn't 72!
be thankful someone sent you a cyberthanksgiving dinner from: http://www.mailameal.com/ and it wasn't overcooked!
be thankful someone sent you a cybersundae loaded with yummy stuff and you didn't gain a pound!
I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is
perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind! ~Author Unknown
If population continues to expand at its present rate, Calcutta, India, will have a population of 66 million in the year 2000.
