Q: How many Apple tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four.
- One to ask "What is the OS and model you are using?"
- one to ask "Have you tried re-starting it?"
- another to ask "Have you tried a clean install?"
- and the last one to say "It must be your 3rd party extensions, because the light bulb in our office works fine..."
Q: How many Apple technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to find an enabler so the bulb can be screwed into a faucet.
Q: How many Apple vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Apple gets to make the only light bulbs that will fit in the socket.
Q: How many Apple testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just write a program that confirms that the room is dark; we don't actually change the bulb. Since we have a dead-bulb result on file from a previous test, rest assured that Development is working on a new model that will use new bulbs.
Q: How many Apple shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in 20 sockets a day, even though 100 light bulb changes are requested per day. In response to our inability to meet projected demands for light bulb changes, we will lay off 20% of our workforce.
Q: How many MacOS users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was easier than it would be for a Wintel user.
Q: How many Apple managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to determine what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work different.
Q: How many Apple designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have 4 newer models pf light bulbs in cool new colors for you to purchase. Why be a geek and change a lightbulb?
