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Top Ten Geek Resolutionsr
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10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks inside just to get another 1,000 free hours, and another 1.44MB floppy disk.

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9. I will stop sending email to my roommate.

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8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.

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7. When I subscribe to a group or mailing list,  I will read all the mail I get from it.

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6. I will stay on the computer as long as I want.
What? OK, dear... I'm coming.
Never mind.

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5. I resolve to back up my new 10 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week. monthly, perhaps...

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4. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.

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3. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?"
I won't reply "MS Tech Support."

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2. I will read the manual.

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1. I will think of a password other than 'password' I know, I'll use 'drowssap', No one will ever think To spell password backwards..
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.  ~Fran Lebowitz
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