COMPUTER CLASS!
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from
someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room.  I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards.

She came back and started typing and immediately got a
distressed look on her face.

She called the teacher over and explained that no matter
what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried
everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor
and quaking red-faced.

I started to type, "Leave me alone!"

They both jumped back, silenced. "What the . . . " the
teacher said.

I typed, "I said leave me alone!"

The kid got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and the computer went on for an amazing five minutes.

Me: "Don't touch me! That hurts!"

Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard."

Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!" Etc. Finally, I
couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair
laughing.

After they had realized what I had done, they both turned
beet red.

Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class.
"Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer."   Denis Waitley
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