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44 Ways to Use an America Online Disk
(floppy & CD)
1. Drink coaster
2. Door stopper (use multiple disks)
3. Ice scrapper
4. Shower tile
5. Place holder in a book
6. Mini-Frisbee
7. Air hockey puck
8. Dog chew toy
9. Fly swatter (tape it to a long stick)
10. Dart board
11. Boot Disk (neon green disk only)
12. Joke disk (pull out the inside)
13. Pooper scooper
14. Grill scraper
15. Use them for Karate (save a tree)
16. Wrist slicer (after receiving first AOL bill!)
17. Wallpaper or wallpaper border
19. Toy for an 18-month-old
20. Fat-free snack (not very satisfying though)
21. Destroy them (to relieve stress)
22. Prop up uneven table or chair legs
23. Light switch cover (panel)
24. Disk house (like a card house)
25. Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together)
26. Greeting card (bind two together at one end)
27. Halloween Treat (give them away all night long)
28. Bulletproof vest
29. Paper weights
30. Penholders (make a box without a top)
31. Post-it notes holder
32. Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back)
33. Money clip (pop off metal door, throw away rest)
34. Solar Eclipse Glasses (move metal door, and look though disk)
35. Eye patch (aye' maties!)
36. Christmas Ornaments (the more the merrier!)
37. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list)
38. Hand them out as party favors.
39. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
40. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and dissect a diskette.
41. Warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.
42. House insulation.
43. The "toys for tots" program.
44. Hockey Puck (rubber band a few together)

- Tom Elseroad
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
-Unknown
An elephant's trunk contains more than 50,000 muscles.

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