Cleaning up the kitchen means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
You have a list of 10 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
Your daughter sells girl scout cookies from her web site.
You chat, several times a day, with a stranger from South Africa. But, you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor, yet, this year.
You pull up, in your own driveway, and use your cell phone; to see if anybody is home.
You haven't played solitaire, with a real deck of cards, in years.
Your reason for not staying in touch with your family is because they don't have e-mail.
You didn't give your "valentine" a card this year. But, you e-mailed one to your online buddies.
You hear most of your jokes from e-mail, instead of in person.
You're reading this and you're going to forward it to someone else!
