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New Hire
I do my exercises every morning.
Immediately after waking I sternly say to myself, 'Ready, now. Up. Down. Up. Down.' And after two strenuous minutes I tell myself, 'Okay, now try the other eyelid.
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To make _mocha coffee:
Instead of milk or cream try some chocolate milk.
A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.
Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like
about six cups to me."
"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in
relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf.
