On my birthday I was cutting the lawn when my teenage son came home from a baseball game.
Seeing me behind the mower, he exclaimed, "Oh, Dad, you shouldn't have to mow the lawn on your birthday."
Touched, I was about to turn the mower over to him when he added, "You should wait until tomorrow!"
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth.... Remember about Algebra. -- Unknown
About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.