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A woman's husband asked her what she wanted for her birthday. She thought for a moment and said, "This year I just want cold, hard cash for a change."
The following day her husband fulfilled her request. He put $40 in nickels, dimes and quarters into a quart jar, then filled it with water and placed it in the freezer.
On her birthday he handed his wife a solidly frozen bottle of change.
Be Careful What You Ask For...
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
San Banducci
Bob Dole is 10 years older than the Empire State Building.
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