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The Army
Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginian mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. .
the Army is still looking for him.
If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start
practicing for tomorrow.
~Author Unknown
Hawaii is the only state in the united States where male life expectancy exceeds 70 years. Hawaii also leads all states in life expectancy in general, with an average of 73.6 years for both males and females.
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